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Police Demotivational Poster


SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242549
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242548
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm, #242547
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm, #242431
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am, #242429
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am, #242416
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...


TAGS: police fire
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Hoosierdaddio

NORMLperson - May 15, 2012, 11:03 pm, #234680
We all know a stupid pig made this one.


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm, #209595
if this is true thats great and awesome


POLICEMEN - Because even firemen need a hero


TAGS: police
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by the policeman

iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 18, 2009, 3:58 am, #87964
HAHAHA!! d*** right.


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by SimpleSimon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm, #248041
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm, #229277
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm, #229018
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am, #228922
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by vindicator

ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am, #256304
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am, #256291

did the doggy have his hands up?


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257652
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm, #257566

And so it begins...


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am, #160264
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm, #160150
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm, #64426
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am, #49365
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am, #43247
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15651
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15650
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am, #15649
Repetitive


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm, #259602
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259597
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm, #259418
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm, #259417
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am, #259371
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am, #259369
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm, #262257
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm, #262256
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm, #262255
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am, #260107
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am, #256272
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am, #256199
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm, #256196
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


THIS IS SPARTA!!! - And now, as then, a beast approaches...


TAGS: sparta beast police greece dog
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by brnn19

agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:52 am, #193916
Could've used a better quote from the movie - don't always go for the obvious. "we did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do"


PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm, #226976
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm, #224908
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm, #224895
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm, #224890
What a terrible sh**!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.


BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.


TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am, #232653

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am, #232629
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am, #232628

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am, #232627
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm, #232624

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and sh**guns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


COURAGE - "Courage is often lack of vision, whereas cowardice in many cases, is based on good information." Peter Ustinov


TAGS: pee police crazy guy
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GFNeves

GFNeves - December 13, 2010, 7:24 am, #206602
thanks
fasteddie - December 12, 2010, 6:52 pm, #206549
I like the original "Symphony of the Batons First movement about to begin" better 3L
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 6:29 pm, #206543

first submission good effort dude.


CIRCLE OF RESPECT -


TAGS: police fire public servant savior
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm, #204862

paint didn't hurt this at all, amsome
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 2:12 am, #204800
I'm a little pissed that Paint killed the pic quality on this one. you have to squint to see the puddy tat


RECYCLING - Russians hate it


TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm, #194187
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am, #193903
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am, #193901
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm, #193836

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm, #193822
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am, #193811

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am, #193802
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am, #193788
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am, #193786
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am, #193770
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am, #193769
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #193767
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am, #193766
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am, #193764
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am, #193753
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.


THE DARK SIDE - Where police brutality is policy


TAGS: dark side police brutality policy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 19, 2011, 7:37 pm, #226744
The Empire, keeping the Black man down...


PROTECT AND SERVE -


TAGS: police fail crash stupid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2012, 12:15 am, #235361
Ah, The Ontario provincial Police....Incompetence from my home province.
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 10:22 pm, #235359
I doubt that's what Naughty By Nature meant when they said Get Down With OPP
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:40 pm, #235355
So, ya heard the one about the cop who ate too many donuts?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 8:43 pm, #235346
Sure looks like that officer is PROTECTing everyone else from driving into that gap in the road, SERVING as a roadblock.


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm, #122433
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm, #122395
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am, #122369
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am, #122368
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


25TH ANNIVERSARY -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!


TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm, #246616
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am, #246571
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am, #242527
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am, #242525
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am, #242522
Good one zoom!


AW COME ON! - Can you GET any more cliche??


TAGS: police pigs pork
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Koradan

aerofiend - January 27, 2010, 2:47 pm, #154742
Yes, just add Doughnut shop.


2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am, #256247
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am, #256245
You can't prove that...right?


Plausible deniability -




GOOD LOOKING OUT -


TAGS: karma beer police
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 11:52 am, #220154
*cough* Moti-Twist *cough* :)


GERMAN SPEED TRAP -


TAGS: german police
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MetalliTool

MetalliTool - August 15, 2011, 8:04 am, #223017
lol, good luck talking ur way out of that ticket!!
Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 7:58 am, #223015
Woah.. I say WOAH! Nothing like a visible police presence


RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.




SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: get alcotest for free police
Rating: 4.83/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:12 pm, #223812
Hahaha... And if you're weaving on the road, stop, get the hell out the car, and start screaming: BEEEEEES!!!


OLD DOGS, NEW TRICKS -


TAGS: fire firefighter police crisis lapd
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm, #205739

awesome...again....you prick...lol


TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




Bobby -


TAGS: britain english police gun cop
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:27 am, #259061
Thanks, Missy and Edge :)
Thedge - December 22, 2014, 7:42 pm, #259048
And... it works. 5'd
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:39 pm, #259047
Ah yes, Canada, being a British colony...we have the same methods of upholding the law...5L!
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:53 pm, #259031
Thanks
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:52 pm, #259030
Grazie.
Oldsod - December 22, 2014, 12:11 pm, #259029
Awsome...
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 12:00 pm, #259028
Primo
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 5:30 am, #259027
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 22, 2014, 5:23 am, #259025
funny 5er


THE POLICE - If they are useless in your area, take matters in to your own hands.


TAGS: police moat
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

bullseye - September 8, 2010, 10:49 am, #192801
Lawn guy: I can't get to you with this weather and all. Client: You know what? It wasn't raining here! Lawn Guy: It was raining over here. Client: I'm calling another lawn service this is ridiculous. Lawn Guy: This is ridiculous.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 8, 2010, 3:18 am, #192773
Aye haha. I get the majority of the ph**os from another site, but I do love when they bring out another "# Images You Won't Believe Aren't Ph**oshopped' articles :D
5butjam - September 7, 2010, 5:47 pm, #192726
I didn't know you read Cracked KFD, with all your unph**oshopped images!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 3:58 pm, #192704

Mow man has an island....


GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!


TAGS: gingers g 20 protestoers rioters cops police swat
Rating: 2.56/5

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lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm, #122736
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm, #122709
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm, #122698
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.


STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am, #219820
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


SCREW YOU GUYS - I'm going home!




You can't run! -


TAGS: police racecar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

ipaprime - November 1, 2013, 6:43 am, #250757
3 words. OFF ROAD BEEECH!
MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:13 pm, #250567
Great poster! Share this over at motofake as well!


IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




QUICK - Somebody phone the police!


TAGS: phone police car
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by aPauling

141HP - January 27, 2010, 9:15 pm, #154863
IN A HURRY TO THE DOUNUT SHOP
Bah - November 7, 2009, 10:15 am, #134810
...wish i could read the note on the phone...
LD0ne - September 8, 2009, 4:08 pm, #116037
how the heck is that even possible...
Johnney Rockett - March 5, 2009, 12:11 am, #63737
I know the cop that did this
fuzz - August 10, 2008, 1:54 am, #13502
this is the last time me let officer Kelso do a drug bust
Sean - August 9, 2008, 10:46 pm, #13491
Hey, "..." you jerk ... or no, wait. You're right. Sorry. Bye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:26 pm, #13421
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:39 am, #11330
Why does this seem like something Sean would post... but be ashamed for doing so... ?
Barbrady - June 4, 2008, 3:17 am, #4950
f***ing awesome
Vanner - June 3, 2008, 2:03 pm, #4903
Hahaha, nice one...


A COP SLEEPING IN THEIR CAR = FAIL -


TAGS: police fail sleep stupid
Rating: 4.57/5

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MashiMashi - June 22, 2012, 1:54 am, #236492
the real story is what he did to piss off his fellow officers that theyed do that to him
Iconoclast - June 20, 2012, 11:55 pm, #236448
True story. Cop on stakeout, falls asleep, other officers open the door, remove his pistol, remove equipment from the car. He tried to defend himself when brought up on dereliction charges. He lost.
SteveFurlong - June 20, 2012, 7:23 pm, #236439
I used to bike to work through a mall parking lot that sometimes had a sleeping cop. So I carried my camera until I found him sleeping again... and the battery was dead. Which gives me an idea for a poster.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:57 am, #236427

not so bad unless you're rolling down the highway. nice poster :)


"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!


TAGS: dogs animals police
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm, #176442
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:52 pm, #176404
That cop has weed on him....I can smell it from here.
heathentod - May 17, 2010, 9:33 pm, #176401
thank you
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:19 pm, #176393
you're starting to get the hang of the humor angle Heathen, 5L


ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store




DOUBLE CHOCOLATE GLAZE PLEASE -




YOU DIDN'T THINK -


TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am, #215960
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #215824
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm, #215822

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm, #215814
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.


YOUR ATTENTION... - Do I have it now?


TAGS: attention gun police violence funny
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - April 28, 2011, 11:02 pm, #217587
That certainly would have gotten MY attention!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:32 pm, #216327
surprize b***seks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 5:33 pm, #216237

i think he had it when he pulled the guys pants down....no?


PROTECTION -




TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 2.95/5

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reason - September 27, 2009, 11:56 am, #122088
Hippe? No. Anarchist? yes. typically they do have jobs but they either work solo or for a small business. they arent lazy, at least the true believers arent


ACKNOWLEDGMENT -


TAGS: police truck personality
Rating: 4.89/5

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fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 4:26 pm, #233950
LOL Good One! Perfect example of why I come to this site, and why one should refrain from consuming a beverage while reading here.. it may make a hasty exit out their nose.
Cyberhagen - June 22, 2011, 1:30 pm, #220402
ROFLMAO.. I didn't see that coming.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!




CLOWNS - Even the riot police are scared of them


TAGS: clowns riot police
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by MalicE

Chompers - August 13, 2010, 4:39 pm, #189346
d*** right
MalicE - November 20, 2009, 9:05 am, #138070
fanks, ironic this being my 3rd post. i'll get a 5 eventually ^_^
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #138066
worth a 3


BRAIN TRAINING -




THE INCREDIBLE HULK - The early days.




RIOTERS - Where the hell did they go? Dispatch said there was a large group of them over-here




VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!




DUI/DWI Police -




Blonde Moment #5 -


TAGS: robbed blonde k9 police
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:23 pm, #254357
LOL
JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:59 pm, #254339
Do you mind? I'm blonde LMAO!! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:41 pm, #254318
A lot of these I've never heard before - they were great! :D
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 9:31 pm, #254317
There you are, the last of the series. Hope you've enjoyed them and thanks all for suffering through each and every series!


ARRESTED MEXICAN DRUG BOSS - Serves him right! I would have quit after I made a few of those stacks.




CHAOS THEORY #14 - "The Police aren't here to CREATE disorder, The Police are here to MAINTAIN disorder" (Mayor Daley, Chicago, 1968)


TAGS: police riot chicago
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 11:31 pm, #208057
I just saw 4 posters before this that had quotes on it...This one is actually acceptable. I'll hold my vote until a time when I'm not sick of quote posters.
RandomPixilator - December 22, 2010, 11:17 pm, #208052
Thanks. NOw I remember why I gave up on the Police force
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:10 pm, #208051

nicely done....5L dude.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:10 pm, #208050

nicely done....5L dude.


PRODUCT ADVERTISING -


TAGS: police tickets sign
Rating: 4.62/5

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motinet - January 17, 2014, 1:49 pm, #252219

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


CITIZEN -


TAGS: police riot kirk vs gorn
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 5:56 pm, #202993

very nicely done dude. solid 5!


RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.


TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

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MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm, #236968
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am, #236499
what does recess have to do with police?


SWEDISH POLICE -




FREEDOM?... -


TAGS: police politics freedom vote them out
Rating: 3.84/5

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kida2 - October 18, 2010, 10:11 pm, #198893
That's not an American soldier, so it's probably not in America. Just check out the rifle and license plate... neither are US issue.
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:20 pm, #198558

i really like this one. its a 5L from me.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 9:14 am, #198534

should have posted at politifake


ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.6/5

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G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm, #166813
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am, #148739
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


S.W.A.T. - Busting another cathouse.




POLICE - They're not ALL pepper-spray brandishing d-bags I hope you're taking notes Occupy Wallstreet Cops




POLICE - Sometimes mix their numbers up




PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!


TAGS: flying police now we re f***ed
Rating: 2.79/5

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CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 1:25 pm, #214762
HAHA! asinine... thanks trash duly noted
TheTrashHeap - March 20, 2011, 12:50 pm, #214758
"relatively funny" is relative. What you find funny I may find completely asinine. For an example check out any of Hammy's posters. You say tomato , I say crap! XD HAMMY!
CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 5:08 am, #214738
Yeah... not that the votes really phase me, but if one gives a low vote based on the creator, then that would be a troll correct? It happens when two relatively funny posters in a row both get a 1L... i get a little suspicious... thanks Mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm, #214686
I concur, the 1 I gave this doesn't make me a troll....It just makes you not funny.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:57 pm, #214684
Although I certainly wouldn't doubt your sense of smell, I can speak to the name "troll" - as it seems to have different meanings on different websites. Here, if someone gives a low vote to a motifake based on the poster, not the creator, he isn't a troll
CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 8:18 am, #214577
I smell a troll...


SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it




GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!




THAT'S ALL FOLKS -




NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!




It's Not Real -


TAGS: cops racism police guns justice
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 24, 2014, 2:45 pm, #256327
The fire may have been out of control - but he shouldn't have been playing with it


Heroes -




DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.




A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!


TAGS: knife katana police souel swat
Rating: 3.56/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:05 pm, #230634
Is the swat on his back or I TWAT!!!!
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:53 pm, #230224
lolz


EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...




DONUT P.D. - TO PROTECT AND SERVE THOSE WHO SERVE THE COFFEE AND DONUTS




FASHION POLICE - Dat belt don't go with dem shoes Fool!




ROBOCOPS.. - You're doing it Wrong!


TAGS: robocop doing police wrong china
Rating: 2.75/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am, #232065
and is that bad?


TREE HUGGING - Next time get some plywood, and get a ROOM!...Hippie!




SMELL HOW AWESOM I AM! - Smell it! Smell it! Sniff deeply!




MOTIVATION -


TAGS: police
Rating: 2.73/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 12, 2009, 11:40 am, #107617
ACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:32 am, #107615
if i remember right even if you comply you get f****d. FIGHT THE SYSTEM!


I'M THINKING -




COP - Life's pretty cool, and why wouldn't it be ? I'm a cop, after all




HUMAN CHAIN - "SPARTAN-KICKS" that will disperse them. On the count of three! 1, 2, 3, "THIS IS SPARTA!!"




LOOK OFFICER... - When I said "WILD TURKEYS" caused me to swerve off the road! I wasn't talking about shots!




SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




JUDGE DREDD - I never broke the law. I am the law!




gun control -


TAGS: miliarized police state patriot act ferguson
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2014, 9:59 pm, #256219
Has anyone asked Geoff Peterson for his opinion?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2014, 9:17 am, #256208

inspiring...LOL...i would say de-motivating. see the latest pic's from fallujah....i mean ferguson? nice police men in nice police uniforms driving nice police cars. they packed up the military hardware....for now.
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:25 am, #256206
Inspiring duo of posters...


erectile dysfunction -


TAGS: police state
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:19 pm, #253259
That's very brave of you to share personal experience here me lord...5L brave indeed.
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:56 pm, #253239

This poster gives 'the thin blue line' a whole new meaning.


F*ck -




donuts -


TAGS: sugar treat blue boys police
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 1:41 am, #255470
Nice work!
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:33 pm, #255443
I actually fought a ticket with an officer using 5L donut tactics...and won!


THE FIFTH GUNMAN -


TAGS: jfk assaination conspiracies dallas police
Rating: 4.96/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:34 pm, #248024

The 50th anniversary approaches
SpitCan - June 19, 2011, 1:14 pm, #220269
I love the littls kid in the foreground hiding the gun behind his back


HATE -


TAGS: kids hate parents dress police
Rating: 4.78/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 4:15 am, #199742
Cute costume, and you can bet those cops were trying to keep from laughing.
ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:43 am, #199659
Yo daddy dresses you funny Face. 5
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2010, 12:21 am, #199566
Dang it. I didn't get my mot made fast enough... now I'll just look like a copycat if I submit it... guess I could always rework it and submit it later.
spacedog - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm, #199544
Superb.
deadluvva - October 23, 2010, 8:58 am, #199516
One word. Sad 5 stars my friend
Iconoclast - October 22, 2010, 8:13 pm, #199444
Great picture, great caption. Remember that song from South Pacific - - You've got to be taught ...
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:58 pm, #199441
Excellent!
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:45 pm, #199437

awesome dude...total 5L


BEE POLICE -


TAGS: bee a police man
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2013, 4:52 pm, #244727
Police bees work their guts out, all to keep the pollinating safe.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 9:08 am, #243054
The Bee Police...wow that goes way back, one of the earliest songs... from Sting. Bahaha, okay I'm ready to go back to my little padded room now.
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:26 am, #243049
Hah! Love it! 5L


THESE DAYS IT SEEMS - No matter where in the world I am a brother just can't catch a break!


TAGS: days break boy police
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:51 pm, #235639
I know but thanks for the 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:05 am, #235615
That'5 funny! Sad, but funny.


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